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List of ten things parents say to their children, but should not
Being the proud father of seven children with 39 more in the queue (do not tell my wife said she does not know yet), parenting is one of my passions to say the least. I think my wife might have said some of these things. I will not police to it, so do not ask if I am guilty. I am sure that these are your quotes …
Yes, we have been married since high school, so some of this is funny and some of this is "too bad-it's-true" – that have made all the mistakes of parents in the Book of parents Errors. No matter what you read here, I know it comes from someone in the trenches doing all the difficult days of parenting.
This "Top Ten "is a bit of a tribute to David Letterman, the # 1 top it do not mean their children.
List of ten things parents say to their children … But it should not
10) Do you want cake for breakfast? I'm pretty sure Bill Cosby said he has all the food groups – milk, eggs, cereal … and icing.
9) Fast! Save the Wii at home mom!
This is between you and me, but Mom is crazy.
7) What I can borrow a couple bucks? I'm out of (insert vice).
6) Do not let your mother catch you doing that!
5) What is taken into account enough savings to bail me out? I'm in the county jail.
4) … Yes, the same prison the last time.
3) Okay, guys, now that mom is gone – no more homework! Let's clean before she comes back from retirement.
2) What? Mom's retirement home early from?! I told you to keep the house clean! You are in trouble now!
And # 1 dads tell their kids … but no, it:
1) Leave me alone, dad is working.
Well, if you not capture, # 1 is really the only serious one in the list. Sure, there's some truth in each article – and especially – but telling our children that we are too busy for a few minutes or seconds with them is not a fun day.
What this does is send a clear message that "You are not as important as this decree of money I am working and I do not care how much it depreciates. "Well, actually, you get the drift. If you are a parent reading this list, yourself and your children a favor: spend time with them. Do not make them play second fiddle to anything (within reason).
I say all this because it is easy for time and the opportunity to escape. Before you know it, one bleeding day in a week … bleeding in a month … a year … missed graduation because of overtime … lost a homecoming or the first day of school. Time flies when you're making money, then what?
Then you can meet time alone in a retirement home, wondering why no one visits. In fact, return on investment may not be enough. Do something every day, at least every week, so that children know they care about them. Forget the economy for a minute and think of your children for a second. Love is like em there is no tomorrow. One day no.
About the Author
James M. Hussey works in a family business by day, builds websites and works as a freelance author on Elance (“JamestheJust”)at night. Yes, this article candidly reflects a lot of his own struggles as a dad. His second of many websites is Themes For Baby Shower, where you’ll find free info on things like a Noah’s Ark baby shower and “gifts for baby shower.” To preserve his street cred as a man and nothing less – despite the girls-only theme to the site! – he’s writing this article wearing nothing but boxers.
OK. Not really.
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